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Who is Wombat?
Wombat is a shy and, let's face it, not particularly attractive marsupial from down under. But he has won our our hearts and minds with his clever ways.
Wombat isn't at all ashamed to tug on our heart strings with a baleful look, a pathetic simper now and then, and a frequent reminder of his endangered status.
Oh, and wombat loves cash in the wallet, and is ready to fleece anything that suggests dosh is to be made. Wombat is our friend.
The Publicists
Wombat appears to have hired an agency to publicize his adventures. They've been steadily cranking out his exploits, scams, and high life, high roller vacations. Sputnik is the CEO of the ever resourceful agency and amg is the go-fer and indentured servant. It is rumored that pk is the real brains behind the agency since he's usually out fishing!
Adventures of Wombat
Wombat moves in quiet ways. Spy is close on his tail, but wombats are tricksey and always allude capture.
Here are "postcards from the fringe", forwarded by his pal Sputnik to all of wombat's many fans.
Wombat's Language
| Arvo | afternoon |
| Haere pakeha | welcome "paleface" |
| Kia ora | hello, good to see you |
| Tene kote kato | Wombats greeting to the UN |
| Tickety-Boo | quickly, lickety split |
| Taumarunui | Wombats warren, where he is now Mayor |
| Tunnel through my Hair | Wombat?s secret opus, soon to be published |
| Wombat's Mantra | cash in my wallet |
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